“Palookaville,” an old man once told me,

“is really the stupidest place

You can tell when someone has stepped off the bus from Palookaville

by the stupid look all over their face”

He said, “those damn stupid Palookas, they’re as stupid as a box of limes,

and you can read about them in the world’s stupidest newspaper,

the stupid Palookaville Times.”