SomeofyouyoungonesmightnotbefamiliarwithJohnMoschittaJr.,thesuperfasttalkingspokespersonforMicroMachinesandFedExcommercials. Here’savideosoyoucangetafeelforwhatI’msayinghere:

IgotalotgoingonsoIgottogetthroughthiscolumnquickly. Here’swhatI’mworkingonthesedays:

-TablingatKenoshaBookFestivalTOMORROWowjeezIbetterpack.
-FillinginshiftsatLion’sTooth.
-LeadingtoursforAmericanGhostWalks.
CohostingtheTea’sWeirdWeekpodcastweusuallygoliveSundayeveningsintheTea’sWeirdWeekFacebookgroupsotuneinandcheckitout.
FreelancingforMilwaukeeMagazineandotherpublications,checkoutthisfeatureIwroteonLakeMichigansurfersCowabunga.
-WorkingonQWERTYQuarterlyissue2andplanningthereleaseparty.
-Workingonorganizingthe2023MilwaukeeParanormalConference.
-Gettingexcitedaboutthepremiereof”I’mYourHost“attheTwistedDreamsFilmFestival.

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