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Tea’s Weird Week: QWERTYFEST schedule is live, stage magic, Krampusnacht art, and more

QWERTYFEST MKE, a celebration of typewriters, Milwaukee history and innovation, writing and the lost arts, music, and fun happening Oct. 3-5, is something me and my co-organizer Molly Snyder have been hard at work at. We’ve got a schedule and I have to say, I’m really happy with everything about it. We have FANTASTIC people involved at every event and I’m especially glad that the venues– Turner Hall Ballroom, State Street Pizza, Central Library, Interchange Theater, Newsroom Pub, Forest Home Cemetery, and Falcon Bowl– are all places of rich history.

You can find the full schedule and tickets at our website: www.qwertyfest.com

BTW, still looking for View-Masters for a “View-Master Theater” at QWERTYFEST. Thanks to Irvin Orlandini for gifting a View-Master and a nice collection of reels. That was a great start!

I’m also quite proud of our official publication, QWERTY Quarterly. Every issue is a powerhouse of talent– poems, fiction, short articles, columns, fun pages. This month we released issue 9. A great way to support QWERTYFEST is to buy an issue or a subscription– 4 issues delivered to you is just $25. See our Etsy shop here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/qwertyquarterly

What else have I been up to?

-I wrote a feature for the August issue of Milwaukee Magazine (out now) about magician and illusionist Bill Blagg. I think it turned out well. It’s a story about the magic biz but also being determined to follow your dreams. That’s been a theme I return to– my article on local surfers springs to mind.

-I also have a feature in the September issue of MilMag on the legends of Whitewater I’m really thrilled for you to check out, so look out for that.

-I’m the director of Milwaukee Krampusnacht. This is our 8th year, and Stinky Goblin Emporium dropped our art (below) for this year. It features some characters from the previous 8 art designs they’ve done and they are also compiling a publication showcasing art from all 8 years you can pick up at this year’s event. I wrote a short intro for it. Vendor applications for Krampusnacht (Dec. 7 in the Brewery District) are currently open: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1S2rT5-JQng72kuxmI2INdQVVsp2RIoT2oLpHdN0sJFw/

-A reminder I’ll be on The UnXplained on August 15. A lot of people have asked– no, I didn’t get a chance to meet host William Shatner. They film his narration segments separately, but I’m thrilled I get to be on a show he hosts.

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Tea’s Weird Week: Trump is a Goblin Shark

Happy Shark Week to those who celebrate. (Note: Highlighted words=sources.)

I was a real weird kid. When I was around 7 or 8, I asked my dad if he would read entries about U.S. Presidents from a set of Funk & Wagnall’s encyclopedias to me at bedtime. I drew portraits of at least of dozen of the Presidents. Then, as now, I would become a little obsessive about a topic until I felt I had understood it. I’m not sure where the President Phase came from. The Hall of Presidents at Disney World? I think I viewed them as being like superheroes.

A couple years and a few obsessions later, my focus changed to a new topic: sharks. I spent a lot of time reading books and writing my own notes, learning everything I could. I dreamed of cruising around with Jacques Cousteau and becoming the world’s youngest foremost authority on these amazing creatures. One thing I found fascinating about sharks was the wide range of sizes, shapes, and unique features across the seas. There was the beautiful gentle giant, the whale shark; the powerhouse predators like the great white and mako sharks; the elegant, torpedo-like blue shark; the strange, almost extra-terrestrial looking members of the hammerheads and wobbegongs.

The most grotesque shark is the rare deep sea goblin shark (Mitsukurina owstoni). Wikipedia notes that this odd, pink-skinned species has a “flabby body and small fins,” a benthopelagic (bottom feeder) predator, the goblin inhabits a world that U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service reports is “utterly alien and inhospitable to humans.” Doesn’t all this remind you of a certain President of the United States of America?

Trump is a Goblin Shark.

Hobnobbin’ with the Goblin.

Note the creature’s Pinocchio like snout, symbolic of a liar. There is one thing Trump is good at– lies. Many politicians are, but Trump shoots so many lies out of his blowhole like a firehose that it’s impossible to keep track before you’re blasted away again. Some of the lies are racist, weaponized conspiracies– his bloviating claim that Obama was born in Kenya and couldn’t be president, the whole “they’re eating the cats, they’re eating the dogs” bullshit. Some lies are feeble attempts at self-preservation, like his claim that he didn’t draw a nudie for Epstein because he’s never “wrote a picture.” And some of the lies are just idiocy, take his story about chatting with his uncle about the Unabomber or his declaration that windmills cause cancer. Those are just a few grains of sand in his murky seabed of lies.

Trump is a Liar of a Goblin Shark.

The goblin shark has a horrific array of needle like teeth, which it uses to chomp on cephalopods. Another toothy animal is the unwitting mascot of one of Trump’s tributes to cruelty, his Alligator Alcatraz concentration camp. This will be looked back at in horror and disgust in future history books (maybe– unless books, education, and empathy are banned).

Trump is a Cold-blooded Goblin Shark.

First they came for the immigrants. But that is only the beginning. Make no mistake, hate and revenge is Trump’s only goal as President. If Trump could (and maybe he’ll succeed) he would fill his gulags with the many people he hates– political opponents (even from his own party), journalists, comedians, lawyers, judges, late night talk show hosts, scientists, professors, musicians… eventually that’ll maybe extend to people who beat Dear Leader at golf. You’re all getting a one-way ticket to El Salvador!

Trump is an Orange-assed Sadistic Dictator Goblin Shark.

Who will stand up to him? Democrats are hiding in the reef. Corporations are out at sea. Maybe his ground base of Christians? Nah, Trump bamboozled them long ago, one of the greatest cons of this or any other century. Trump is not a Christian. He does not know a single Bible verse, only worships greed and power, and embodies all Seven Deadly Sins rolled together in orange dough.

Trump is a Pink Devilfish, the Goddamned Goblin Shark.

Now that I think of it, this comparison is pretty unfair to the goblin shark. Old Gobby is just slowly cruising along in the deep sea looking for squid to snatch as they’ve done for millions of years. Compared to Trump’s soul, this strange fish is a beauty queen… don’t tell that line to Trump, though, he might try to force his way into their dressing room and sexually harass it.

SEE ALSO: Political Monsters: How Presidents Influence Horror Movies reveals the correlation between Trump and killer clown flicks.
The Jewish Space Laser Bill,” TWW, July 9, 2025.
You are Geraldo Rivera, high on ecstasy, looking at a UFO in the Bahamas,” TWW, May 20, 2022.
American Madness talks about Trump’s rise to power harnessing conspiracy theories.

Tea’s Weird Week: Hey, I’m Going to be on “The UnXplained” TOMORROW

UPDATE: This episode (“Unlocking the Sixth Sense,” Season 7, Episode 16) was supposed to premiere August 15, but has been bumped back to sometime in October.
UPDATE UPDATE: Airs tomorrow, Oct. 10, 8pm CST

A few months ago, I was flown out to Boise for an interview session for an episode of The UnXplained. If you’re not familiar, the show is hosted by our Captain, William Shatner, for the History Channel. It’s a similar format to Unsolved Mysteries and similar shows. Each show focuses on a paranormal or mystery topic, Shatner delivers dramatic narration, and a motley crew of experts weigh in.

This season, the show producers wanted to focus an episode, “Unlocking the Sixth Sense,” on people who have claimed to have psychic ability. Their research led them to discover the story of a highly unusual Milwaukeean named Arthur Price Roberts (1871-1940). We’ll talk more about him in a minute. My friend, fellow Milwaukee writer Anna Lardinois (Milwaukee Ghosts and Legends) penned an article on Roberts for Milwaukee Magazine. The producers found this and set up an interview with Anna and asked if she could recommend anyone else to speak on this matter and she did your guy here a solid and said they should talk to me, Tea Krulos.

I’m a bit leery of TV shows. Some of them will ask you to do stuff like roll around on the ground and pretend you’re being attacked by a ghost and all sorts of rubbish. But in this case they just wanted me to talk about what I knew about Roberts and other famous psychic case files. In the case of Roberts, I didn’t want to just parrot Anna’s article, so I took a bit of a dive into newspaper archives (mostly the Milwaukee Journal and Sentinel) and I found some pretty great stuff. I’ll be talking about it more on the show, of course, and I’m also writing an article that goes into more detail (I’m not sure when or where that article will appear yet). Meanwhile, here are some things I discovered about Arthur Price Roberts to give you a little bit of background.

An ad that appeared in THE MILWAUKEE JOURNAL, December 29, 1929.

-Roberts was born in Wales, and moved to Fox Lake, WI as a teen to live with an uncle. He moved briefly to North Dakota, where he worked on a ranch. It’s unknown exactly when he moved to Milwaukee, but he opened his psychic detective business out of his house here in 1895.

-Roberts was often in the press and he was definitely a well-known local character (maybe an early 1900s answer to the Milverine). Reporting on him was not mean-spirited but often tongue in cheek. They referred to him as “Doctor” or “Professor,” perhaps a sarcastic nickname at first. Roberts was illiterate and said that learning to read or write would damage his psychic abilities (this also meant he didn’t leave behind correspondence or a journal) so he was not an actual doctor or professor. There were also plenty of jokes about how “he failed to predict” things like his very public divorce.

-Roberts was also probably hard to understand at times. He spoke in a thick Welsh accent and while in a trance he would speak rapidly in the Welsh language. He reportedly had no teeth and was fond of whiskey, telling one reporter he had “two whiskies before breakfast,” and five the day before.

-Despite this, there are several reports that say Roberts was successful in visualizing where missing persons, alive and dead, would be found.

-He had some issues with the law, getting arrested at least 3 times for “telling fortunes for gain.” His divorce from a wife he claimed was violent was widely reported, as was a case where a woman tried to sue him for “breach of promise” after he asked her to marry him but got cold feet when his “spirit guides” told him to back out.

-The most enduring story of a Roberts predication is the claim that he visualized a string of bombings in 1935. Two bombers dynamited Shorewood Village Hall, two banks, and two police stations before they accidentally blew themselves up. There is a report on this in a newspaper that was called Milwaukee News and it’s been handed down in collections of supernatural stories ever since, The UnXplained being the latest. I’m pretty sure this is the first TV show to explore the case.

The UnXplained episode (Season 7, Episode 16, “Unlocking the Sixth Sense”) featuring this story will air in sometime in October on the History Channel. I’ll also be discussing Roberts and another unique Wisconsinite, Morris Pratt, in a presentation at the Milwaukee Paranormal Conference on October 18. Here’s some “bonus material” while you wait.

One profile I found was by Dixie Tighe, a reporter from New York. It appears she spent a couple weeks in Milwaukee as a guest writer for the Sentinel and they told her to check out Roberts. She wrote a fun, slightly snarky profile on him for the December 20, 1929, edition of the Milwaukee Sentinel. It sounds like Dixie was a total badass. She’d report on her adventures scuba diving and skydiving and became a war correspondent during WWII, the first woman correspondent to ride along on a bombing mission, though she was not allowed to accompany paratroopers on D-Day because she was told the parachute would “damage her delicate female apparatus.” She was “famous for her blunt language and flamboyant lifestyle.” She died at age 41 of a stroke in Tokyo.

Below is one of my favorite finds, from the June 5, 1928 edition of the Milwaukee Journal. Some notes follow.

1. I love the term “Drys” as slang for Prohibition officers. And this headline…*chef’s kiss*
2. 1405 Fond du Lac Ave was about a block away from where Roberts lived and operated his psychic consultation business out of his home office.
3. “they’re going to pinch the place,” another *chef’s kiss”
4. “Wildcat brewery” refers to an illegal, Prohibition-era brewery.

Tea’s Weird Week: The Jewish Space Laser Bill

In 2020, the year the conspiracy tsunami broke loose, I had a book published titled American Madness. In it, I got to know an intense conspiracy theorist named Richard McCaslin (also known as the costumed vigilante Phantom Patriot). Richard died in 2018. I still think about that story frequently and how much conspiracy culture has changed since I first met Richard in 2010. Conspiracy is mainstream now. It is the party in power. And now the QAnon Party is writing legislation.

Marjorie Talor Greene aligned with QAnon early on until she realized she should distance herself, but she kept those beliefs moving forward. She recently revealed that she has been “researching weather modification,” and using her new DIY knowledge of climatology, has drafted a bill that would make “altering weather” a felony. She made this announcement right after the deadly flooding in Texas, which some conspiracists have speculated was caused by cloud seeding. Cloud seeding is a real thing, where particles are introduced to certain types of clouds to enhance precipitation. But cloud seeding would not cause precipitation of this magnitude.

Greene didn’t mention that theory or her infamous “Jewish space laser” conspiracy, which suggested wealthy Jews were starting California forest fires with a frickin’ laser, or “chemtrails,” a classic conspiracy that she’s waxed poetic about in the past (she suggested they were the cause of hurricanes Helene and Milton), but that is what’s between the lines. A Deep State weather program being used for nefarious purposes. Ok, sure. Who has it, specifically? Where? Why does the Deep State want to create hurricanes and forest fires? To what end? And isn’t the Republican Party the Deep State now?

“I am introducing a bill that prohibits the injection, release, or dispersion of chemicals or substances into the atmosphere for the express purpose of altering weather, temperature, climate, or sunlight intensity,” MTG says. “It will be a felony offense.” This is some “they’re eating the cats, they’re eating the dogs” level of ridiculous bullshit, but I predict this is just the beginning. Expect to see legislation regarding Reptilian aliens and an official proclamation that the moon landing was fake in the future. We are quickly hurling ass backwards into the Dark Ages.

If Richard McCaslin was alive today, he’d probably be elected to Congress or a Cabinet position.

By the way, I have a conspiracy MTG and company can look into. Stop me if you’ve heard this one, Marj: Attorney General Pam Bondi tells the press in February that the Epstein File client list is “sitting on my desk right now to review.” Trump hems and haws on Fox & Friends about releasing the files (and more recently scolds a reporter to move on from the story) and then voila the DOJ says there is no list. Kinda strange, huh?

UPDATE (07/10): Why this is dangerous. Much like Richard McCaslin was inspired by Alex Jones or the “Wolverine Watchman” seized on COVID/ election conspiracies to plot to kidnap Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer, a militia group called “Veterans on Patrol” is “targeting” Oklahoma weather radars over this nonsense: “Anti-Government Militia” Says It’s Targeting Oklahoma Weather Radars.”
And awaaaay we go.

Buy: American Madness: The Story of the Phantom Patriot and How Conspiracy Theories Hijacked American Consciousness (2020, Feral House)

Tea’s Weird Week: I Love Central Library (and a last call for help in QWERTYFEST fundraising)

Last month, I penned a piece for the Shepherd Express titled “A Love Letter to American Science & Surplus,” which was about the unique store’s fundraiser to stay in business (I’m glad to say they’ve since met their goal and are close to meeting a stretch goal). It felt good to write about a place that I think is great, so with QWERTYFEST MKE 2025 fundraising wrapping up, I wanted to say something about another place I love: Milwaukee Central Library.

We are going to be hosting QWERTYFEST presentations, workshops, and a library tour there on Saturday, October 4 and I could not be more thrilled to be there and to have our festival attendees check it out. Central Library is like a cathedral to me, and it looks the part. I can’t wait for QWERTYFEST guests who haven’t been there to see the rotunda lobby. It is just stunning.

I appreciate Central’s resources greatly. I’ve written five non-fiction books and an unknown number of articles and many research materials for that work have come from there. Being on a pretty thin budget, I’ve been able to borrow almost anything I’ve needed. When I was 20 and interested in listening to classic Blues music, I checked out a bunch of CDs from Central. It was nice to go somewhere to get out of the house but without needing to spend money. When I wanted to read collections of superhero comics while researching Heroes in the Night, they had them. More recently, when I wrote an article on the history of Serb Hall for Milwaukee Magazine, the library’s online newspaper database archive was the key to getting that article done.

I’ve been working a lot on the presentation/workshop line-up a lot this week and it’s a wonderful mix of librarians, typewriter aficionados, poets, mystery novelists, artists, and other interesting characters. It’s everything I hoped QWERTYFEST would be. We’ll be announcing that lineup soon (just got to confirm a couple things) at: www.qwertyfest.com

We are offering all these talks and workshops for FREE. Your support can help us make it happen by supporting our last call for our fundraiser, it is closing in the next couple days. Every little bit helps us fund QWERTYFEST programming: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/qwertyfest-mke-2025#/
You can also contact us about fundraising/ sponsorship at: qwertyfestmke@gmail.com

I hope I might see you there at one of my favorite places on earth, Central Library.